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[Feb. 17th, 2011|09:16 pm] |
DEAR UNKNOWN MISTLETOE ENCHANTER
If you were teaching Charms, I might actually pay more attention in class.
XOXO,
Melinda
DEAR TERRY BOOT
Your nose isn't small enough for you to keep your head perfectly vertical like that. You should start turning it or something.
Too much teeth.
Next time, close your eyes. What the devil? That was creepy.
Over all, I'm gonna have to give kissing you a P--maybe an A because of the scenery.
DEAR ESTROGEN AT HOGWARTS (that includes Sung. Also you Quick. Are you sure you're a boy? Those are very delicate cheek bones you have there. I don't think I believe you about them getting that rosy because of the cold. I know cosmetics when I see them. Are those eyelashes of yours curled? Is that perfume? What was I doing again? Oh right--)
Terry Boot is on the prowl! The mild mannered Ravenclaw boy has been unleashed and is going wild. Someone go tutor him so he can get up to at least a solid A. I've already done my charity work for the day. |
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| This Entry Brought To You By Mixed Feelings |
[Feb. 7th, 2011|05:13 pm] |
Okay, all the excess affection--could absolutely do without it. Parties in the common room? Definitely on! This potion is doing cruel cruel things to my heart. Is there a way we can put everyone on this, but then give them something to make them a little sad too so the school doesn't become an orgy?
Also I support more bonfires. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2011|03:15 pm] |
GOOD JOB HUFFLEPUFF!! WOMBATS FOREVER!
Now I know what you're thinking. "But we didn't win. The Ravenclaws were nimbler and purer than we." Despair not hard working House of Otters! Despite your stunning defeat you are not alone! One strapping young lad from Gryffindor house has chosen to rise up and throwing away his masculinity, appear before you in all his dainty glory in the library at 1PM. Go forth then, House of Chipmunks! Greet this lovely lady and allow him to lift your broken hearts.
Oh yea, you other houses can come too. IM SURE YUE SUNG LOOKS FIT IN A SKIRT. |
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| this entry brought to you by hogwarts!the musical |
[Jan. 17th, 2011|10:19 pm] |
This is hilarious. Can we have tone tone deaf people singing every Monday?
[scribbled in a few minutes later]
EMY!? WHERE ARE YOU!? BRING YOURSELF TO ME! |
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